After years of debate over turning North High School into a college, people have finally agreed to turn North into a college campus! This Thanksgiving week, our school will expand both physically and functionally to include a college section, which will give students more of an opportunity to study their dream jobs without the “hassle” of having to drive a few extra miles to Century College or the University of Minnesota. A few of the subjects future graduates can choose from include Mathematics, Animation, Advanced Journalism, and more! Let’s all hope this week is a massive and unforgettable one, because it’ll be quite massive! (Please note, this article was purely made for satirical purposes, so don’t take this one too seriously!)